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April 5, 2017

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The Peace is Broken

by PeterG

It’s our first battle so we better make a good showing, lads.

Well, it’s been quite a while since I posted and even longer since I’ve played a solid “Ranks and Flanks” miniatures war game so now seems a good time to change the former as I had a great afternoon doing the latter.  Despite not actually playing Kings of War for ages I’ve been working away at various units for different armies.  New units (a regiment and troop of archers) had me tempted to run Undead especially as I haven’t done so since the second edition rules came out.  The fact that the rest of the army is still based individually for Warhammer and scattered between three Army Transport boxes made it clear that I really wanted to run Dwarfs.  Besides, I had three finished units that hadn’t been used in a game yet.  Only two of those made it into the final army list, a Troop of Berserkers and a Regiment of Sharpshooters.

 

Mixed Citadel and Avatars of War figures on a Customeeple base. (www.customeeple.com)

These guys must go through tons of hair product.

 

Okay, truth be told, I don’t often use Berserkers, other than Brock Riders, in my armies but I keep assembling units because I love painting them.  Speaking of the crazed badger riders, I am busy doing some conversion work on a unit of them at the moment.  I am planning on posting the step by step in the near future.

 

Only five but they are deadly.

I almost went for camo on the cloaks but dwarfs don’t hide. Could explain why they didn’t survive the battle.

Nice to have tower shields to hide behind.

 

A long running grudge match on the Road of Death is between the Kingdoms of Men (led by my buddy Ryan) and my stalwart Dwarfs.  It is always a close fought thing with today being no different.  I believe it says something about Kings of War as a rules set when we haven’t played for almost two years and remembered how.  Sure we had to look a few things up but not as many as I would have expected.

The forces were 2200 points a side and we went with a straight Kill scenario for it’s simplicity.  I have to admit to some serious horde envy whenever this army gathers across from me, especially when it’s a cavalry horde.  The far right of the human line was a war machine sporting a nasty ballista and a wizard both looking to crush some Earth Elementals. Next to them was a horde of Foot Guard, a HUGE ballista, a regiment of Heavy Pike Block, a mortar, the Army Standard, and the General.

 

Humans’ Right Flank

 

To make matters worse for me, the rest of his line consisted of a horde of Pole Armed soldiers, a troop of Mounted Scouts with carbines, a horde of Arquibussiers all screening a horde of Knights.  Yes, a horde of Knights (32 attacks at 3+, Thunderous Charge of 2 OUCH!).  A Siege Artillery unit watched over the left flank and I was sure there were plenty of magic items scattered throughout the force.  I would be proven correct in my assumptions.

 

The Left flank or as I dubbed it the “Death Star”

 

Facing this lethal nightmare was my humble army of bearded warriors. A troop of Ironwatch Rifles secured the far left beside a Greater Earth Elemental, a horde of smaller Earth Elementals, a Berserker Lord on Brock, a regiment of Brock Riders, and a regiment of Bulwarkers.  In the woods in the center were Bugman’s Rangers.

 

Just couldn’t afford a full horde of spear plus I need to paint more.

 

A bombard team set up between the woods and my own horde of Ironwatch Crossbows.  The Army Standard was close beside as were my regiment of Ironwatch Rifles, and the Sharpshooters.  Another Bombard anchored the right flank while the troop of Berserkers and Lady Ursula were held in reserve.  In the end I didn’t have enough points for a troop of Berserkers and magic items, a common enough dilemma and why I rarely run the orange haired buggers.  However, these guys have been finished in the last couple of months and really deserved a chance to prove their worth.  So I went with no magic.

 

That dwarf line just seems awfully thin when I look at that mass of soldiers bearing down.

 

The first turn went quietly for both of us as neither seemed able to roll decently in our shooting phases.  Almost my entire gun line emptied their weapons into the advancing horde of pole armed troops for a total of five wounds. The Greater Earth Elemental, known as Stompy took some wounds from the ballista on the war machine but we were both in solid shape as the second turn opened.

 

On turn two the Knights are still completely screened from my fire.

 

A second turn of bad shooting rolls was uncharacteristic of Ryan but the left of his line advanced steadily.  My rolls were considerably better and saw away the horde of pole armed men while the troop of berserkers and Lady Ursula destroyed the scouts in a single charge.  This left the knights open to charge my line.  Crap.

 

WHAM!

 

Turns out Ryan could have skipped the shooting all together as that horde of knights was a steamroller.  It slammed into my horde of crossbows and ran them down in one round before pivoting to face the regiment of rifles. The math worked out better if I charged them with everything I had left but my dice didn’t agree and I only inflicted five wounds on the armored ruffians.  Following turns would see the troop of berserkers blasted apart by cannon fire along with one of my bombards.  Somehow Ryan can always roll a six when he really needs it with his artillery. Mine were failing to hit anything. In the end the knights accounted for many more points in damage than they cost, destroying the Rifles and Lady Ursula before the last vestiges of the gun line could finally do enough damage to destroy them.  It took the one hit my cannons scored to tip the balance.

 

Brocks attack the war machine.

 

On the dwarf left things went a little more to plan with the Brock Riders and the Earth Elementals weathering some fire before closing with the enemy.  Really missed my Stone Priest with his Surge ability but they made contact with the horde of foot soldiers and helped Stompy break them in a turn.  The Brockriders crushed the war machine and moved around the woods hoping for a flank charge.  This came on turn six while the heavy pike was defending itself from my spear block.  Fortunately for the badger riders neither Phalynx nor Ensnare work on a unit’s flanks and they helped bring down the pike block. Stompy was quite heroic in his contributions but in the end succumbed to one of those sixes Ryan rolls for his artillery and was blown to rubble at the top of the final turn.

As the miniature sun was setting on our 28mm battlefield there were considerably fewer units standing on either side than when we commenced.  The horde of human arquibussiers were wounded but standing on the hill overlooking the few remaining dwarf gun units who in turn were aiming at them.  The human right flank was all but gone with the army standard bearer still refusing to give up, continually firing that damned Boomstick.  I’ve got to get one of those for my own army.  Final score saw the Kingdoms of men inflicting almost 1100 points in casualties while the dwarfs took down over 1600 points of their enemy.  Hard fought and close to the end but the dwarfs pulled off a victory.  I do love how often a game of Kings of War comes down to the last turn.  Considering how consistently Ryan has been beating me at cards (Dominion is another addiction of ours) for the last six months, I really needed a win to maintain any gamer cred.

 

Still waiting in the barracks

 

So next time I will need more bulwarkers painted, my own mobile war machine, and a Boomstick.  Oh, and the new regiment of Berserkers really needs to make an appearance.

 

 

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  1. Apr 5 2017

    Fantastic battle report, and man, do I love your dwarves! You are making me want to take the leap and rebase all my GW dwarves for sure.
    Cheers
    Ths

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